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  • waitforevergc
    02-27 08:39 PM
    hello all,

    I wanted a clarification regarding address change:

    My company changed address recently from address City A to address City B (same county, same metropolitan area). Do you know if I need to do any LCA Amendment?
    I had consulted a lawyer regarding this, he said we don't need to do any LCA Amendment since it is the same metropolitan area.
    Also I am not getting any clear answers from any other websites.

    Wanted to cross check with you all. If anybody know please help.

    Thanks.





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  • tnite
    11-06 03:18 PM
    I just wanted to confirm that "Document mailed to applicant" on I-131 means that the AP is approved. Can someone who saw a similar message please share their experience?

    gxr

    I had the same message on 10/31 and got my AP on 11/03 .It's for approval of AP





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  • darshan1226
    04-03 11:34 AM
    Hello all,

    I had my 140 reinstated in Feb-09 after it was denied back in 08 (filed motion to reopen). Last week i inquired about the status of my case since my visa category is current (VB 02/2003), I received a letter yesterday informing me that the case is out of the processing date, my 140 priority date is 12/2002. is this a mistake or my priority date has change to feb-09?





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  • martinvisalaw
    06-05 05:13 PM
    SEE MY ANSWERS BELOW IN CAPS.

    1. If my father applies for GC for me under F2B can it be converted to F1 when he becomes citizen?

    YES

    if so, will the priority date be same or it will be new once converted to F1 category.

    IT WILL STAY THE SAME.

    2. Can I apply for both family based and employment based in parallel?

    YES, THIS IS COMMON.

    if it is not possible which path should I select? Will the employment based GC will be faster of family based?

    FAMILY-BASED AS THE UNMARRIED CHILD OF A US CITIZEN IS PROBABLY FASTER, ASSUMING YOU ARE FROM INDIA.



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  • scoldme
    04-26 09:04 PM
    CRAZYMONK,

    I have a question, for my fresh petition 2010 will it be subject to the H1B CAP??

    There are many diferent opinions, i too understood that renewals and extensions wont be subject to cap. But there is no clear statement on my scenario.

    Thanks.





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  • iheartindia79
    10-25 02:30 PM
    Hi,

    I have received the EAD card yesterday with No finger prints available. But we have done our Finger printing before the EAD is approved. Approx 4 weeks before.

    Is this normal? Or i should contact USCIS about this?

    I know some applicants getting their EAD cards before finger prints were taken for them No finger prints available makes sense.

    Any responses are appreciated

    Regards.


    Same happened to me. I had my FP before receiving the EAD card but the card still showed FP not available. To be honest I didnt care so much ;)



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  • astudi
    07-19 05:09 PM
    My H1-B was approved in octubre 2008, I would like to go to my home country but i don't have a visa to be able to come back.
    Now my question is:
    Having an approved H1-b is a warranty for me to get a visa to come back to the US.





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  • psaxena
    03-09 05:11 PM
    Hi,
    Me and My friend developed a product, which is ready to launch. The product is very good and two fortune 500companies are willing to implement the product and back us up.

    Now my problem is I am on H1B working fulltime with a company and also have an EAD. At this moment I cannot leave my fulltime job. My question is , if I can be a partner with my friend in the new company we are forming( My friend is a US citizen), also will I be able to get paid ( as the developement of the product drained my pocket, this was the hope and I think we are close to reap the hardwork) . Also my wife is also on EAD , can she be the partner? Will there be any issue if I can do that.

    Please help!!



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  • st4rguitar
    04-06 01:57 PM
    Hi,

    I am completing my h1 4 years and 7 months..

    Planning to apply for GC.....I don't know about PERM processing...

    1, How long its taking for PERM processing (including ad etc.,)?

    2. Which center is doing PERM faster?

    3. will there be any issue if 2 companies file for LC for me in the same center? my current employer is going file LC, but thinking to join some other company.

    Please help.


    1. To file the PERM itself it is minimum 60 days, though realistically it would be closer to 75-90 days to file. Regarding processing time, it depends on which category, if it is subject to audit, etc. I would say average would be 4-5 months.
    2. Chicago hands-down is definitely faster than Atlanta.
    3. No.





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  • reachinus
    09-20 05:42 AM
    Not sure why you want to go to Consulate in India and why you have to mention to them about the 22 days. H1 will not be processed in the Consulate in India, it will be processed only here. If you are saying that in future when you go to the US Consulate in India for stamping then its not needed to mention about the 22 days, since you filed before the I-94 expiration. Do have a soft copy of the FexEx receipt saved for your future use.



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  • ca_immigrant
    07-29 02:01 PM
    It's very painful to deal with these guys at times.

    I also tried asking a finance broker about this and never heard back...

    Have you tried apporaching another bank or some broker ?

    (I was intrested to know if the can do a intrest only loan for 125% of current value...I would think no.....but perhaps no one has all the details ironed out yet)





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  • adsrms
    03-18 11:46 AM
    It is a hard situation for me. I-485 interview for AOS is due in just 3-4 days from now. I am separated from my US citizen wife.Have not filed for divorce. I am employed in the US on a valid L1-B visa.

    Our marriage may or may not work..

    1. I need advice as to how to withdraw the I-485 AOS application. I do no have copy of documents/notices that USCIS sent.They are with my wife.

    Or

    2. If we do work out our differences then is there a way to keep the current AOS alive? Or shall I get the current one withdrawn and file for a new one if we do resolves our differences?

    3. Also if I do withdraw the I-485 does it also mean that the I-130 filed by my wife is abandoned/revoked automoatically?

    Really appreciate a prompt advice.



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  • little_willy
    09-15 10:16 AM
    �Keep your dreams alive. Understand to achieve anything requires faith and belief in yourself, vision, hard work, determination, and dedication. Remember all things are possible for those who believe.�





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  • Kevin Sadler
    August 9th, 2005, 03:20 PM
    hi jason. if you post a couple here it will be a lot easier to put the critique with the picture so we don't have to go back and forth to different sites. it also allows others to see the pix and critiques together. hope that works for you. later, kevin



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  • anilsal
    06-23 01:06 AM
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  • dgs
    09-18 10:13 AM
    Maybe this belongs under the news/articles topic. But since it's much closely related to the rally, I posted it here. Admins, please move this if required.

    Am starting this thread to capture all posts about media coverage on the rally.

    Please let the community know which channels are airing any coverage.



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  • Horace Jones
    07-23 06:02 PM
    Has anyone considered: In Arizona, what's going to happen to all of the immigrants who are there perfectly legally and are actually creating American jobs via the EB5 green card program? Will the be harassed? I say probably.





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  • Sivalika
    04-16 09:21 AM
    Does anyone hv gone thru this??





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  • sandy_77
    08-29 05:07 AM
    I strongly suggest that you do not go for visa stamping (unless there is a family emergency) if you get the new H1B approved. I went for the visa renewal and after nearly 7 months I am still waiting. I am not from any restricted country or have any thing problematic in my name (if you know what I mean). Since these investigations are confidential, I may never know the reason for my situation. From the various forums on this subject, i have gathered that, once you get flagged, you are condemned for life or until you get citizenship. Even if you have done nothing wrong...they like to test your patience again and unfortunately the pleasure is all theirs.

    If you have to get stamped, get it from a neutral country such as Canada. A company that can allow you to work from overseas while you are waiting for the visa will help a lot. Also ask your friends to help you with your apartment and other belongings if it takes too long to get the visa. If you do get the visa quickly then just thank your lucky stars for they were more powerful than the VO on that day and time.





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    01-27 10:33 AM
    Well, ITGrunt seems to have been taken down already.... Good Riddance!!



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